or then there was the time we caught him on camera in the shower singing Allueta in a french accent, ad libbing his own words about soaping up & droppin' the soap...

or the time we were all playing a game and somebody asked a question about naming the astrological signs...my brother thought one of them was feces...

or the time my mom & sisters & him were in church. everyone was standing singing a hymn & he was looking in my mom's purse for a pen. he found a tampon and was using it like a conductor would with a band, directing the singers...

or the time my family was playing a trivia game. you had to roll the dice to see how many to move, blah blah blah. the dice had a hand with a pointing finger which represented a free roll. my dad & my sister were on a team & they kept rollin' the damn finger. so my mom said to them, quite loudly, "you cannot score by fingering alone!" we thought that was amusing considering my mom didn't even know what she said until she thought about it...

my nickname as a child, by my father mind you, was dildo. my sister was zit, also by my father...

more later...